The greatest sound in the world: your child saying mama.
The most annoying sound in the world: maaaaadadadadada. Followed with daddy dada daddy.
Don’t these babies know that I literally could have died while bringing them into this world?! Of course, my pregnancy was quite unremarkable considering I was carrying twins. And to be quite honest, labor was the easiest part. (This is the time where you are completely justified in calling me a bitch) So, I guess death, in my case is a bit dramatic.
Still it’s the principal, I COULD have died. And they have the nerve to say daddy first. Then, attempt mommy but finish with d.a.d.d.y. damnit.