What the hell is wrong with my children? Are they intentionally trying to get me arrested today?
It has been a long week and it is only Tuesday. I am sick and I am tired. So, this seems like the perfect week to fuss like they did when they had colic. I cannot make them happy. Lord knows, I pulled every trick out of my little mommy hat. Wanna know what worked? Singing ba ba black sheep. Fine I will sing ba ba black sheep. For two hours. TWO. Have you ever sung anything for two hours? It literally makes your brain go numb.
I found a http://youtube.com video of the song. (While I was singing). Not the same, obviously, because the crying instantly started again. Have you ever heard two babies scream in unison? I have. So, I sang until my brain went numb. Guess what? Twinkle twinkle little star, not the same. Back to ba ba freaking black sheep. Finally, they went to sleep.