Sometimes things happen to put life in a little bit of perspective. Sometimes life reminds you that this is life. Try not to kill yourself trying to live it. With the daily routines of chasing my tail, my kids, and money, I forget to stop and take a breath. To just stop and look at … More Love, life, and the pursuit of our happiness
Alex: mommy. I want juice. (Long pause) pease. Me: sure sugar butt. ( I fill a cup up with water). Here you go. Alex: takes a sip. Spits it out. Me: Alex we don’t spit our juice out. (Lie #783 of the day) you said you wanted juice, so I got you juice. Alex: not … More Sugar bandits.
Everyone has a breaking point. Everyone. I don’t care who you are. Some just take longer to break than others. I came home to this…. I turned into our driveway and saw my two children pantless, shoeless, and binkies in their mouths. We do not live in sunny California. It is a crisp, autumn day … More Good cop, bad cop.
We eloped after three and half weeks of knowing each other and only six months after a terrible tragedy in my life. There was a pool on how long our marriage would last…fuck you guys! We win! … More The leather, willow and pottery anniversary.
In order to add a little more chaos to my life, I have created a facebook page for my blog. Feel free to check it out and like it, you know, if you like it. Admittedly, there isn’t much content as of right now but I’m working on it. https://m.facebook.com/lauraspositivelysarcastic
You came to me last night. I’m not sure when or why last night but you reminded me of some very important things that I have forgotten. You showed up in a mundane dream about paperwork. You walked into my head so causally, like you’ve never left. You walked in and sat down. You sat … More Dear Ian
20 things I’ve said today. 1. Get your foot out of the dog’s water bowl. 2. Give your brother his diaper back 3. Give your brother his shoe back. 4. There are no more bubbles because you dumped them on the ground. 5. I’m sorry that dinner isn’t cooking faster. Next time I will tell … More Shit moms of twins say.