Sugar bandits.

Alex:  mommy.  I want juice.  (Long pause) pease. Me: sure sugar butt.  ( I fill a cup up with water). Here you go. Alex: takes a sip.  Spits it out. Me: Alex we don’t spit our juice out.  (Lie #783 of the day) you said you wanted juice, so I got you juice. Alex: not … More Sugar bandits.

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Good cop, bad cop.

Everyone has a breaking point.  Everyone.  I don’t care who you are.  Some just take longer to break than others.  I came home to this…. I turned into our driveway and saw my two children pantless, shoeless, and binkies in their mouths.  We do not live in sunny California.  It is a crisp, autumn day … More Good cop, bad cop.

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Dear Ian

You came to me last night.  I’m not sure when or why last night but you reminded me of some very important things that I have forgotten.  You showed up in a mundane dream about paperwork.  You walked into my head so causally, like you’ve never left.  You walked in and sat down.  You sat … More Dear Ian

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