You Want My Life.

The newest game all the cool kids are playing?  Walk your brother like a dog. The things the terrible did while I was at work…. 1. Knocked over the flowers that were on the kitchen table. I know this because half the flowers were still on the floor when I came home. 2.  Got into … More You Want My Life.

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Animal house

Ways my home is like a fraternity.  Oh let me count the ways… 1.  On any given night there is male genitalia on display.  Usually in the form of streaking… 2. Not one male in this home knows where the toilet actually is.  They have the general idea, yet never seem to aim well enough … More Animal house

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New year confessions

It’s 9 days into 2014 and I already have a few confessions to make. 1.  During the polar vortex I couldn’t figure out why the heat in my car wasn’t really working.  It was because I had the AC turned on. 2.  I am totally cool with the terrible running around in diapers (soon to … More New year confessions

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