The horrible things my children have said today…
1. Mommy stop dancing…and singing.
2. What is that man doing. (It was a woman and she heard him)
3. Mommy I did REALLY, really big poops. Wipe my butt. And sorry I got some on the floor.
4. Please don’t look at me. I don’t like your face.
5. I found scissors.
6. Your belly is squishy.
7. Your butt is squishy.
8. Why are you so squishy.
9. I don’t like you much today.
10. I love you. Well not as much as daddy.