Alex: Hey brother wanna tickle my butt
Ben: Yeah, yeah, but will you smack mine?
Alex: Brother, you have toothpaste on your eye.
Alex: on your eye.
Ben: oh. I put it there
Ben: Alex? Alex? ALEX!
Alex: what? I am a kitty right now and my name is kitten.
Ben: Kitten? Wanna dig outside? With….Alex?
Alex: only if kitten can come.
Alex: brother? Wanna play with our babies?
Ben: yes. We have babies?
Alex: well they are monster trucks.
Ben: oh yeah I want to play with our babies.
I’m not entirely sure I’m doing this parenting thing correctly if these are the conversations they are having.