The set up: Watching Animal Planet and a dog was nursing her puppies. Alex: Why are they in her belly? Ben: They are cold. Obviously. Me: They are eating. Alex: They are eating their mommy??? Ben: No they are cold. Obviously. Me: They aren’t eating her, they are drinking her milk. Alex: What? No they … More Conversations with 4 year olds
Strangers say lots of silly things when they see crank and spank. Things like: Double trouble! Better you then me! Sure do have your hands full Are they twins? And my personal favorite as of late… I always wanted twins. Well since you always wanted twins let me break it down for you. Let me … More I always wanted twins!
The horrible things my children have said today… 1. Mommy stop dancing…and singing. 2. What is that man doing. (It was a woman and she heard him) 3. Mommy I did REALLY, really big poops. Wipe my butt. And sorry I got some on the floor. 4. Please don’t look at me. I don’t like … More Thanks for the memories.
I love my children. I love my children. I LOVE MY CHILDREN. A 24 hour break was not long enough though. They walked through the door whining, crying, and fighting. The hitting, screaming, and tempter tantrums were not missed. In fact, the overall miserable attitudes they have had over the last three weeks were … More ☆Holla! Where all my mommies at?
Things I’ve learned about my children since winter began 1. They can and will eat 45 lolipops in 20 minutes if you aren’t paying attention. 2. They truly believe that flatulence is hilarious. One day they are going to love the movie, Dumber and Dumber. 3. They can follow rules, they just choose not to. … More We’ve got that cabin fever
A normal snow day looks like this…. I would like to point out a few things. 1. No pants 2. Cereal all over the floor. 3. Wood all over the floor. (It was neatly stacked next to the fireplace. 4. Blankets everywhere. This is the wrestling mat. 5. Toys. Everywhere toys! Yeah. Freaking snow days. … More Snow days
Training for this particular marathon is particularly grueling. It takes tenacity, stamina, and agility. It takes a mental strength that only the roughest, toughest soldier is capable of. You must be disciplined and determined. You must keep your eye on the prize. I’ll admit I started training months ago. I wasn’t truly committed to it. … More The marathon