Strangers say lots of silly things when they see crank and spank. Things like: Double trouble! Better you then me! Sure do have your hands full Are they twins? And my personal favorite as of late… I always wanted twins. Well since you always wanted twins let me break it down for you. Let me… More I always wanted twins!
It’s been an emotional week. Filled with lots of tears, lots of second guessing, and lots of worry. In times like these, children can really put things into perspective. Things said by crank and spank while Charlie (our cat) was dying this week. 1. We can get in a big airplane and visit him in… More For the love of crank and spank
Someone told me having a pet is like selling your soul to the devil. They give this amazing happiness and unconditional love but then the devil comes knocking for them. Some of the hardest moments in my life have been saying goodbye to a furry family member. This time is no different. Saying goodbye has… More Some of the greatest people I know have fur.
The horrible things my children have said today… 1. Mommy stop dancing…and singing. 2. What is that man doing. (It was a woman and she heard him) 3. Mommy I did REALLY, really big poops. Wipe my butt. And sorry I got some on the floor. 4. Please don’t look at me. I don’t like… More Thanks for the memories.
The mommy guilt is real. The mommy guilt is a real thing and I suffer from it. I have been going out and doing things for myself as of late. I have been dealing with my issues, I have been drinking at bars with my friends, and I have been unapologetic for it. But the… More The completely unscientific experiment
Congratulations! Tommy and Julie. 10 reasons my friends are better then you friends. Two of the absolute best men in the world. 10. We fight. We yell. We call each other names. We always make up. 9. We know what to say and when to say it. Granted this doesn’t mean we say it, but… More My friends are better than your friends
Look at that bling…. You know how it feels when you finally find missing puzzle pieces…sometimes they are under the couch, sometimes they are hidden in the pantry, and sometimes, someone put them in the litter box. (Okay, maybe that last one is just my house, but still you get the point.) And sometimes they… More Missing pieces of the puzzle