Someone told me having a pet is like selling your soul to the devil. They give this amazing happiness and unconditional love but then the devil comes knocking for them. Some of the hardest moments in my life have been saying goodbye to a furry family member. This time is no different. Saying goodbye has … More Some of the greatest people I know have fur.
Congratulations! Tommy and Julie. 10 reasons my friends are better then you friends. Two of the absolute best men in the world. 10. We fight. We yell. We call each other names. We always make up. 9. We know what to say and when to say it. Granted this doesn’t mean we say it, but … More My friends are better than your friends
First, happy new year. Life has been crazy, as you might imagine. Raising twin boys and a man child is exhausting especially during the holidays. I was asleep before the ball dropped and it was amazing. Forgive me while I deviate from my normal sarcastic posts about crank and spank. Today I need some therapy. … More Happy Father’s Day
Ten long/short years have flown by. We have weathered many storms and we’ve seen so many beautiful sunrises. We have spent so much time and energy worrying about the present, questioning our past, and discussing our future. But…there has been so much more time spent living in the moment, laughing at and loving each other. … More The tenth year
One day I might not be here when you read this blog. One day you might stumble upon this as you are researching your thesis on sarcastic mothers and the damage they do to young children. One day you might ask why do these people know me? Know my brother? And keep calling me the … More Dear crank and spank
I have moments of deep thought. Granted not often, and it usually is short lived. Today while sitting in traffic on my way home from work, one of these rare moments hit me. I’m not sure what provoked it; maybe the song on the radio, maybe the sun, that we haven’t seen here in south … More Adult-like and shit
Sometimes things happen to put life in a little bit of perspective. Sometimes life reminds you that this is life. Try not to kill yourself trying to live it. With the daily routines of chasing my tail, my kids, and money, I forget to stop and take a breath. To just stop and look at … More Love, life, and the pursuit of our happiness