The set up: Watching Animal Planet and a dog was nursing her puppies. Alex: Why are they in her belly? Ben: They are cold. Obviously. Me: They are eating. Alex: They are eating their mommy??? Ben: No they are cold. Obviously. Me: They aren’t eating her, they are drinking her milk. Alex: What? No they … More Conversations with 4 year olds
tips for being a mediocre parent the day after. … More Hungover Parenting
This exact time four years ago, we were loading them up in the pouring rain. I was shaking. I was so scared. I had no business trying to keep two tiny humans alive. I knew that I loved them and I would try my very best but I had my doubts. I still have doubts. … More Tiny little burritos
The boys are in their 4th full week of camp. We had a rocky start. Lots of tears, begging, and separation anxiety. They cried too. I have a few reflections on school camp. 1. Other moms scare me. I just don’t know how one handles a preschooler and an infant. Just when I thought my … More Reflections
The horrible things my children have said today… 1. Mommy stop dancing…and singing. 2. What is that man doing. (It was a woman and she heard him) 3. Mommy I did REALLY, really big poops. Wipe my butt. And sorry I got some on the floor. 4. Please don’t look at me. I don’t like … More Thanks for the memories.
I love my children. I love my children. I LOVE MY CHILDREN. A 24 hour break was not long enough though. They walked through the door whining, crying, and fighting. The hitting, screaming, and tempter tantrums were not missed. In fact, the overall miserable attitudes they have had over the last three weeks were … More ☆Holla! Where all my mommies at?
2015 confessions 1. I am continually creeped out my kids. The things they do would make monkeys ask why. 2. I like Taylor Swift. There I said it. It was painful to come to terms with but now that I have, I can download Shake It Off. 3. I have not cooked a real meal … More Confessions 2015 edition