Dinner in 11 steps. Step 1.  Catch kid.  Sit him at the table.   Look closely at kid realize he’s covered in dirt.  Make him wash his hands.  Spend the next ten minutes yelling about soap, water, and cursing under your breath. Step 2.  Sit kid back down.  Kid realizes there are vegetables on his plate.  … More JUST EAT THE PEAS.